Subject: New housing community Date: 7 Oct 92 19:31:34 GMT In the spirit of such fine planned communities as Irvine, Dana Point, and Rancho Santa Margarita, we would like to announce the development of a new and exciting planned community. Rancho San Guano Beautiful rolling brown hills, quaint sandy beaches, and happy tanned residents will characterize this township-to-be. Employment will be plentiful with the nearby sewage treatment plant, and the Ronsanto factory. Send you name and address for more information to: Rancho San Guano Housing Development 42 Gaviota drive Rancho San Guano, California 90392 Or better yet, stop by our model houses when they open next month, and check it out in person. Hope to see you soon, John Perry President, Chitte' Housing Corporation P.S. Watch for coming advertisements of our next planned community venture Cabo Los Feces! -- v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^- "Reality is a sandwich that I did not order." Zippy the Pinhead (for president) ^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v- This post is copyright © 1994 John Perry. Any rebroadcast or republication is prohibited without my expressed written consent. Write to me with your comments or usage requests |